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itchy string

The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.
My stupid itchy string is always touching my lower back and it tickles!!!
by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009
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Your Ass Itches

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”
Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy
by TheMahwahMenace May 2, 2018
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African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"
Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!
by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010
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Tuber Von Itchenfleas

Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.
Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.
by Tink January 24, 2005
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Itchokay

A universal term that can be used in any situation. Most commonly used by elder philipino natives in which helped build a strong foundation for the younger generations. This word let's others know that everything is okay!
Oh my gos mom you did not stop at the red light!!
Oh Josep don't worry itchokay I'm dribing eslow!
by Bizzle 151 June 29, 2010
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Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.
Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!
by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017
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gettin itchy

taking vicodens or norcos, or when you are on them and itchness sets in
Hey baumann wanna get itchy?
These norcs are kickin in im gettin itchy.
Lets get itchy and melt.
by Homanrules September 15, 2007
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