Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!

Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

italigenous

a tiktok user who knows how to treat their mutuals right and is the hottest bestest being alive

"Do you follow italigenous on tiktok?"
"Of course I do..that's why I'm so attractive."

by mistashotmeinthearse June 2, 2021

I-Talk

He likes to make non-clickbaity videos on fortnite, and has completely abandoned his lets-play channel.

“And in today’s video, we have a brand new video.” - I-talk in every video

Yo, I-talk just made a new video on the fortnite community.

by ItsOsiris June 18, 2021

Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.

Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.

by Yugyps July 7, 2021

Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021

Italo

He is the cutest, most loyal and fun person you will ever meet. If you talk to him just once, you'll fall in love with his gentle heart. I have never seen a person as amazing as him. By the way, he's really good at playing League of Legends, I once stole his pentakill and he kept loving me!!!

Anne: I miss Italo so much, my days were better with him
everyone: who doesn't? he is awesome.

by Annwlise November 23, 2021

Italian Refund

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing

Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"

by RkDubs January 21, 2022