Blast ass

To defecate intensely.
Most commonly used to describe a loose, watery stool that sprays out of the anus. In severe cases of blasting ass, the entire toilet bowl can be covered in fecal spray.

After drinking my morning coffee, I have to blast ass.

by AceFool October 11, 2015

Ass Chimney

A euphemism for anal prolapse.

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."

by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015

Ass-essment

The act of a person checking out another person's tail/butt/behind or ass

While Damian was at the gym, he took a quick ass-essment of the girl who walked right by him. Turns out Damian wasn't the only one who did that as he saw the dude lifting weights also got a quick peek.

by sillyboi February 27, 2019

ass virgin

One who has virginity of the ass. Not been desecrated with a penis or object in the ass.

No Gary, I'm not ashamed to be an ass virgin.

by j/Gary Dighton March 12, 2003

ass athlete

A bitch or manwife who loves frequent deep ass poundings from huge thick cock.

That slutty cunt is an ass athlete. She took on six of my boys and still couldn't get enough deep ass dicking.

by assymouth May 17, 2008

half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

by GDOGG November 1, 2003

whole-ass

n. 1. a task that is performed thoroughly. 2. total commitment 3. anything that is done completely from start to finish.
adj. 1. a well executed task. 2. a job well done.
v. 1. to commit one's self to seeing a task through. 2. to perform a task thoroughly.
(original usage credited to Dr.Quirk)

Nickarossi: "We're doing this all wrong."
Joss: "Whatever do you mean?"
Nickarossi: "Well, we've been half-assing this relationship for weeks now, when what we should be having is a full on, booth cheeks, whole-ass relationship!"
Joss: "So...you wanna have sex."
Nickarossi: "That's not what I said...but, okay!

by Nickarossi July 16, 2007