Divine Wind (Kamikazi)

Typically a fart that's loud and disruptive that can possibly attract other people's attentions with an odor that overpowers others.

Alan had let out a Divine Wind (Kamikazi), it smelled like absolute shit.

by Japanese Big Very Man June 12, 2018

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

oriental wind tunnel

Passing air through the penis and out the jap's eye (urethra)

I never thought it'd happen but I just felt the oriental wind tunnel come out my bellend.

by MR.TTT January 11, 2014

Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 26, 2010

running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.

"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

Zelda: The Wind Waker

One of the best zelda games ever! Not as good as ocarina of time though. Although the graphics are way better.

I beat zelda the wind waker again.

by joe April 22, 2003