three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by March 03, 2015

oriental wind tunnel

Passing air through the penis and out the jap's eye (urethra)

I never thought it'd happen but I just felt the oriental wind tunnel come out my bellend.

by MR.TTT January 11, 2014

Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 26, 2015

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 24, 2010

Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

by Teekey Bear November 08, 2009

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Arizona

Hey that guy has Arizona Wind Chimes in his front yard.

by Landthekid April 30, 2018

Zelda: The Wind Waker

One of the best zelda games ever! Not as good as ocarina of time though. Although the graphics are way better.

I beat zelda the wind waker again.

by joe April 23, 2003