Idiot tax

The price you pay for making a dumb or avoidable mistake

Me: Why are flowers so expensive on Valentine's?
You: Well, you didn't buy them BEFORE the Valentine's day rush, so you have to pay the idiot tax

by ___effe February 9, 2018

Intelligent Idiot

Too smart for ones own good.

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.

by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011

damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.

That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.

by LivingHell October 22, 2004

Idiot sandwich

An idiot sandwich is a word used on people that are really stupid

Every blonde especially named Ryleigh is an idiot sandwich.

by Long_Shlong69 March 17, 2022

france idiot

A france idiot, apart from the name, doesn't have to be someone of the descent. It simply means an idiot, nincompoop, or someone of low IQ or brain capacity. This phrase must be stated with the stereotypical french accent on the france part of the phrase.

"my friend is such a FRANCE IDIOT"

by That0ne_User April 20, 2022

idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

by Bogbrush July 29, 2011

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010