Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.

by SI-Friend December 19, 2012

hooker feet

Nasty, black, hard, feet like a hooker walking the street for some cash all night long

"Damn, Heather you've got some nasty ass hooker feet !"

by HeatherBurros__ May 10, 2017

pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."

Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?

by Squishie November 4, 2006

smelly pirate hooker

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.

Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

by Frank's 'n beans May 14, 2006

jewish hooker

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.

jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.

by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009