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Hanger

A penis that hangs down. Never erect. Never gets hard. Girls don't like it. If you have one chances are you won't get laid.
Guy 1: remember when Phil took out his dick?
Guy 2: ya it was a hanger ?
by Thebigdtahtgetslaid September 25, 2017
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Doppelganger Hanger

someone who still keeps a picture of a popular person (actor, athlete, artist, etc) of which they were told they look-alike (or not) as their primary pic in their web profile, 3 weeks or more past Doppelganger Week.
Dude1: "I met this girl online who looks like Beyonce, but when we met in person after 2 weeks of chattung, Dude, I didn't see any trace of Beyonce in her, I don't get it."

Dude2: "Dude, haven't you heard of the Doppelganger Hangers !? They're rampant now. I learned my lesson this week after meeting somebody parading as Jodie Foster online. Just be careful from now on."
by CJ_dBabe February 9, 2010
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monkey's hanger

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.
Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."
by Typhen September 7, 2010
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Tankus the Henge

Tankus the Henge is a colloquial phrase, bastardised from the Lithuanian language. Tankus means 'heavy' in Lithuanian and a henge is widely known to be a monument of wood or stone.

It's better known as a band name.
It's a statement, when lifting a large object.

The builder exclaimed in broken English: "Tankus the henge!"
by ryvitaskeeter December 4, 2012
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Best Picture Hanger

It’s Sam of course!
She’ll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Don’t underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.
Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!
by Python3 May 8, 2019
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bacon hanger

by GunMeDownRenton January 9, 2004
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Hanger

"Did they just have hanger in the bathroom?"
by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009
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