heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

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Mad Hatter

The act of giving a hand job in which the tip of the penis is pointed directly into the palm of the female's hand. Then, in claw-like fashion, the young maiden uses her fingers (with the palm still firmly attached to the head) to massage the shaft to the point of climax.

Steve: "So how's Donna with her hands?"

Charlie: "Well...at first I thought she didn't know what she was doing, but then I realized she was tryin' to give me the ol' Mad Hatter and I relaxed."

by CMWin October 4, 2009

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Herterosanket

any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.

"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted

by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009

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Heatened

The act of warming a spoon that you intend to use specifically for eating cookie dough icecream when you are high.

High guy: I heatened my spoon so I could eat a metric shit ton of cookie dough ice cream

Loser guy who doesn't get high: Don't you mean you heated it?

High guy: With 0 being yes, and 10 being no...OVER 9000!

by Maud'dib February 21, 2011

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