Skip to main content

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.
Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."
by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011
mugGet the Egyptian Bread Helmet mug.

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly
you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)
by Milly-o July 21, 2004
mugGet the dutch helmet disease mug.

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
mugGet the German Helmet Print mug.

Helmet Moon

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."
by KrimsonFurey October 18, 2008
mugGet the Helmet Moon mug.

Scratched Helmet

It's obvious you went to Supercuts, 'cause you've got a scrathed helmet.
by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004
mugGet the Scratched Helmet mug.

German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018
mugGet the German Diving Helmet mug.

helmet

A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.
Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon
by John McShane October 4, 2004
mugGet the helmet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email