Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.

"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"

by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023

comita non grata

Someone so disliked that nobody wants to eat them.

She is so off putting she is totally comita non grata!

by Deathesquire February 18, 2024

The O’ Not So Grate

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it

Last night i pulled off ‘the o’ not so grate’… Lets Just say im single now

by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024

BITCH BE GRATEFUL MENU

(Bitch be grateful menu)
Encourages her to be thankful.
A slice of reality to remind her of the value of others' support.
A blend of appreciation and thankfulness.
Reminding her of her
worth and the love surrounding her.
It highlights the importance of appreciating others' financial support when spending their money.

1. CHICK-FIL-A®, DELUXE SANDWICH- $5.55
2. RAISING CANE'S, THE BOX COMBO $10.99
3. A TACO BELL, BURRITO SUPREME $4.79-$5.59
4. MCDONALD'S DOUBLE, CHEESEBURGER $4.19
5. JACK-IN-THE-BOX, JUMBO JACK CHEESEBURGER $7.99
6. PIZZA HUT, PERSONAL PAN $7.31
7. SUBWAY, HALF SANDWICH $4.75
8. WHATABURGER, WHATABURGER $11.67
9. SONIC, CHEESEBURGER $6.69
10. KFC, 2 PC. DEAL: $6.00
11. STARBUCKS®, CAPPUCCINO $3.35

Person: "I got you a gift, but you barely thanked me.

I think you need to order from the Bitch Be Grateful menu."

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick December 26, 2024

Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

Oklahoma Cheese grater

A sexual act in which a male does not clean his crotch for a week, letting cheese grow, and then taking that cheese and brushing your teeth with it

Yo bro I just did the Oklahoma cheese grater last night, it was wild.

by Cheese_master February 16, 2026