Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 06, 2021
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Butt-hole Grip

The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.
Having anal sex with that girl hurt due to her ridiculous butt-hole grip.
by Brown Master P January 24, 2012
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ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.
dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing
by undisputed bobcat July 08, 2011
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ger a grip

ger a grip meens like sort ya self out or if sum 1 ses sumin dats stupid or borin or makes em a ming
ger a grip u fat mess
by walshy December 18, 2004
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testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.
by AceRockolla6969 May 25, 2005
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Drummer's Death Grip

A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz
Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"

Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
by BuddyRichFan122 January 09, 2012
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Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
by This Dick Though January 21, 2015
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