Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.
Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 06, 2021
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Butt-hole Grip

The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.
Having anal sex with that girl hurt due to her ridiculous butt-hole grip.
by Brown Master P January 24, 2012
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ger a grip

ger a grip meens like sort ya self out or if sum 1 ses sumin dats stupid or borin or makes em a ming
ger a grip u fat mess
by walshy December 18, 2004
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ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.
dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing
by undisputed bobcat July 08, 2011
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testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.
I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.
by AceRockolla6969 May 25, 2005
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sloppy throttle grip

Finger slam your girl on her back till she hoses you down ... grab her by her right wrist, spin her around, slam her in the ass and pull on her wrists like handle bars
Oh my god, my boyfriend is addicted to his motorcycle ... he made me cum like 18 times before ramming it in my ass and yanking on my arms. He kept twisting my right wrist making VROOM sounds! Treated me like a sloppy throttle grip!!
by Nirus February 02, 2010
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Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.
Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe
by This Dick Though January 21, 2015
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