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gooch broth

The act of dunking ones ball sack into scalding hot water to give a soup a desired taste
Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.
by GolfSon October 20, 2009
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Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.
Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!
by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011
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Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500
My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch
by anonymous February 22, 2021
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Upper Gooch

The area between the base of your shaft and the top of your scrotum. Referred to as the upper gooch because of its relative location to the lower gooch, frequently called simply "The Gooch". The upper gooch is often much smaller than the lower gooch, hence the nickname, Goochious Minor.
1.) That girl swallowed my dick so far, she was kissing my upper gooch!

2.) The doctor told me I have a rash on my upper gooch, which is obviously worse than one on the lower gooch, as now I cannot properly masturbate.
by Goochman April 11, 2012
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Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch
Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!
by 2269 September 15, 2010
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gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it
Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.
by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015
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gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.
Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.
by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016
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