goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 25, 2017

Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"

a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.

by NonsenseLock June 18, 2012

Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp

Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow

by Soggy water February 17, 2022

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 09, 2009

White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 27, 2008