Water Goblins

A dark demon race of other dimensional origin. Who travel to earth through dimensional portals Which open up below concrete.They then proceed to suck the much needed water through the concrete and back to their home dimension.

"Holy monkeys, those damn water goblins are stealing my god given ground water again!"

by dude_wheres_my_colon September 16, 2003

spooky goblin

pouring the contents of a glowstick onto male genitalia

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Stink Goblin

A person who blames his or her smell on a normal smelling person.

Ike smells really bad, but he tells everyone that Manny smells bad. Therefore, Ike is a Stink Goblin.

by Faygman May 3, 2009

nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

knob goblin

Somebody who craves the baloney pony

The new TV pitchman for Chili's is quite the knob goblin.

by The Gridiron Assassin July 7, 2003

Chicken Goblin

The goblin hiding behind your walls that steals the chicken nuggets that you decide to put in the fridge to bring for lunch tomorrow. The beast looks like a goblin with a beak.

Bill: What's wrong Ted? You look down in the dumps today.
Ted: Damn Chicken Goblin got me again.
Bill: Understood.

by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008

Night Goblin

Someone who is extremely intoxicated at the end of the night on the prowl for the late night pussy but cannot obtain it.

Yo Cindy watch out for Carl he never gets any ass and is being such a Night Goblin right now.

Look at him night gobbin right now. Pathetic! He really wants that pussy.

by 352 boy December 3, 2010