Goat story 

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess

guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY

Goat story by veryreallygood January 15, 2022

goat legs 

big fat white lines of cocaine

Rebecca snorted the fattest set of goat legs you ever seen!!

goat legs by Elbowz February 22, 2008

GOAT Mode 

When somebody goes into a zone and plays like the greatest of all time (GOAT). Goat Mode is usually referenced in sports or anything competitive.

The Heat were probably going to lose until Lebron went GOAT Mode. He really took his game to another level.

GOAT Mode by Ben Gerow December 9, 2012

goat simulator music 

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goat simulator music by squidsisters March 6, 2022

Goat of football 

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer

Cr7 is the goat of football

Goat of football by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021

Goat Milk 

Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.

Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.

Goat Milk by Sicko42 December 15, 2009

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

goat locker by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004