hacker's goat

When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.

Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.

by Space_ December 24, 2018

Toasty Goat

The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.

The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.

by TUFTSFOREVER December 14, 2013

Yard Goat

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

goat pee

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

by Evan H. August 24, 2006

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

by Matgra October 3, 2010