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Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.
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grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%
by anonymousx1x2x3x4x5x9 May 3, 2010
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Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
by STPotter November 21, 2007
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Gates'ed

The concept by which your time is wasted by your computer having to download and install updates and/or patches.
Man, I have to work on this paper for school but I just got Gates'ed

I have to respond to this e-mail for work but my computer just Gates'ed me.
by Murdock Asimov November 2, 2010
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gateway touch

A gateway touch is NOT a pc...it is defined as any contact, physicality, and/or touch that sets up, introduces, or leads to another touch, almost always successively more intimate than the previous contact or touch. Exactly like a gateway drug, but is in reference to physical contact.
Gateway touches are often used as an introduction to perhaps a slightly more intimate touch.

Perfect example: John, wanting to put his arm around his date during the movie, stretches, clears his throat, and brings his arm down gently behind his date's shoulder, and gently pulls her towards him, resting his hand on her shoulder protective.
by PseudoSubduedDude May 9, 2018
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Gateway Date

A first date where you are not yet in a relationship where you are assessing the situation. A date where you decide if you are interested.
Yo you guys dating?
Nah but I got a gateway date tomorrow night.
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gatewater hotel

a hotel in ace attorney with awesome people
it is also a discord server with debeste people
i love how everyone in gatewater hotel screams when greeting each other
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gaterase

It’s the French way to say Gatorade. Its more elegant and clearly more easy to spell.
It juste bought the new grape Gaterase
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