the hairy fuzzy 

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

the hairy fuzzy by awkward fish January 19, 2008

Soft fuzzy man

An “ambient man” or an “atmospheric man” from the song Soft Fuzzy Man, by Lemon Demon. It’s a term some use to describe a stalker or a try-hard man who just wants to get a girl, even though his methods are unorthodox, possessive, and he tries to be soft and fuzzy; as the song states. He just makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

Although I thought I could trust him, he gave off the energy of a soft fuzzy man.

Soft fuzzy man by fishe September 16, 2021

soft fuzzy man

what you girls really need

person: *is soft fuzzy man*
girl: damn i need that

soft fuzzy man by human i think February 1, 2023

penis fuzzy 

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.

Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.

penis fuzzy by FalkonFuzzy June 11, 2006

warm fuzzy 

a note of praise that gives one a "warm fuzzy" feeling upon reception.

see antonyms at cold prickly

Alyssa - I think you are:
cool
funny
pretty
awesome

warm fuzzy by KAZ December 31, 2004

A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

A Fuzzy Musket by Shawn V November 1, 2006

Poot Fuzzy 

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.

Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.

Poot Fuzzy by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009