drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 30, 2013

fudge pussy

When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"

by Mark the Alien December 05, 2014

cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.

Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.

by rmme56 October 27, 2017

Fudge Gobbler

When a girl is sucking the diarrhea of your dick

" Amanda was getting freaky last night, I heard she was a fudge gobbler."

by AnalEqualsBrownDick September 07, 2020

Fudge pop

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hey bro has you’re girl ever fudge popped ya? Lemme tell ya it’s absolutely fantastic

by Xxxtentampons December 19, 2019

Fudge The Bowl

To royally fuck up any situation for everyone involved

Guy1: "You Fudged The Bowl, its your responsibility to clean it."
Guy2: "i guess your right, i wont Fudge The Bowl again"

by madoats February 22, 2020

Fudge pegging

To be pegged whilst still wearing your pants (usually with no time to remove them)

Phil and Sylvia were feeling horny but before he was even ready, Sylvia had the dildo strapped on. He looked in horror as she strode towards him purposefully because he’d had no time to remove his pants. Sylvia steamed in and gave him a good fudge pegging. He was left totally fudge pegged.

by Fredisbest April 21, 2023