drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.

so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.

by DNASt1st November 29, 2013

What the fudge

A polite way of saying "What the ****?" without actually saying the F word.

What the fudge is is going on?

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir July 8, 2021

fudge volcano

While doing a hand stand you try to fart but shit comes out

Al Rocher was at the Olympic games in Rio watching the gymnastics competition and when a dark mass suddenly started covering the l crowd. He realized it was a fudge volcano erupting every where

by Dillyguy4789 May 14, 2016

Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 17, 2018

Fudge pop

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hey bro has you’re girl ever fudge popped ya? Lemme tell ya it’s absolutely fantastic

by Xxxtentampons December 19, 2019

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.

After the brutal torture he had fudge vision

by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022

Fudge bomb

Is when a woman is having Anal sex with a man then she finishes him off with her mouth not realizing that she pooped all over his cock and has got poop all over her face now.. Behold fudge bomb.

Man that bitch is so far gone she couldn't smell her own shit on my dick. Fudge bomb!!!!!!!

by rampage rally June 4, 2021