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This Fruit Cake is the worse
by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019
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Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
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Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
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fruice

best ship out there!
romeo and juliet 2.0
fred x juice
actual soulmates :lipbite:
Boy 1: aweee they look so cute
Girl 1: ikr! they remind me of fruice!
by danielle eats shit October 22, 2020
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fruit rollups gc

the genshintwt gc who is known for loving fruit rollups, and diluc from the video game genshin impact.
“have u heard of fruit rollups?”
“do you mean fruit rollups gc?!”
by endpearl April 25, 2021
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@fruitbowl420

she’s the best mutual ever 🤩
@fruitbowl420 is a queen 🤨‼️‼️
by verafarmigawh0re June 20, 2021
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fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.
person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021
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