fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

crack fiend

Someone who needs crack to get through the day...

The Loginator is a massive crack fiend.

by Mar L June 14, 2011

affectionate friends

A type of relationship characterized by long, flirty conversations, "dates", make-out sessions, and/or sexual activity, but completely devoid of commitment or attachment.

E didn't want an intense boyfriend-girlfriend relationship, so we decided to be just affectionate friends

by TheForbiddenFruit October 30, 2006

forced friendship

a situation between two people in which one forces the other to be friends, often by suggesting doing activities together that friends would do but that the other person cannot turn down without seeming rude.

I did not want to enter a forced friendship with him, so I kept making lame excuses not to hang out or invite him over.

by earthfriend March 27, 2009

Back-up Friend

A friend who isn't really part of the group, but who you hang out with when the rest of the group is gone.

Why isn't Kailyn paying any attention to Meggie?

Oh, Meggie's just her back-up friend. She's talking to Ashley right now.

by Sleet October 22, 2009

I have no friends

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

by Blonde_jelyfish March 12, 2017

friendly reminder

a euphemism for "this is the last warning you're going to get before we open of a can of whoopass on you!"

warning of impending whoopass

Every Monday morning I get the same E-mail from payroll:

"This is a friendly reminder to submit a copy of your time card at your earliest convenience..." (read: 'If you don't send us your hours for last week asap, you're a$$ is not going to get paid on Friday!!')

by Juarcias October 13, 2009