Gerber-free

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Eat for free

To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.

i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.

by Phildaddymcdanks March 6, 2017

free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.

12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*

by calipali February 16, 2014

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 3, 2009

free lesson

when you are so good at something that every time you do it your giving free lesson

here's a free lesson

by harley nation February 3, 2010

free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by

Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019