Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021

Butt-hole Grip

The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.

Having anal sex with that girl hurt due to her ridiculous butt-hole grip.

by Brown Master P February 14, 2012

ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.

dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

by undisputed bobcat July 8, 2011

ger a grip

ger a grip meens like sort ya self out or if sum 1 ses sumin dats stupid or borin or makes em a ming

ger a grip u fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.

I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.

by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005

Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.

"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019

Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.

Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe

by This Dick Though January 20, 2015