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trumpet flower 

The name of a game where one male, standing up, strokes himself until he pumps out a load into the air landing in a another man's mouth(lying back down). The man who received the load in the mouth then stands up and shoots loads until succesfully landing his load in yet another man's mouth. This cycle can continue with multiple people or end once loads are not able to be produced.
Louis, Paul and Michael had so much fun playing trumpet flower last night!!!

Gee whiz, I can't believe how good Cliff is at trumpet flower! His aim owns!
trumpet flower by Trikey March 4, 2011
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ghetto flower 

Someone that was born in extremely bad condition and prospered through his actions despite everything. Basically someone who went from rags to riches (literally or more metaphorically).
Leonardo DiCaprio is a ghetto flower, he grew up extremely poor and later became one of the most iconic actors in the world.
ghetto flower by HK337 November 20, 2021

flower in his buttonhole 

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus
He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

flower down under 

when a women grows a flower or plants a flower in her pussy. It is also refered to as a pussy willow. Sometimes women grow vegatables for men to eat during oral sex. The mens cum makes the soil in the pussy very rich creating an environment for the pussy willow to thrive in.
Hey man wanna go out for dinner?

No man, im having my girls flower down under tonight!
flower down under by vah jina July 10, 2009
Basically means ‘gay’ but not really.

Like feminine if that makes sense.
The french language is kinda flowery ngl

Flowerpot 

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.
Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.
Flowerpot by LolWut098 September 26, 2021

Dirt Flower 

A cat's poop residued arsehole.
"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."
Dirt Flower by Hoshiko February 22, 2005