dats a flare

said when someone says something that could never happen, something stupid, or something obvious

J: You know casper the ghost is in my room right now.

B: Shut up, dats a flare you know he does not exist.

by Jennifer April 8, 2005

flare

a break dancing move that involves swinging the legs around in a circle

flares rule, max can do a flare

by kevin May 1, 2003

Florence

Small town in Montana where girls are entitled brats and guys are cocky jerks. Rednecks and jerks are around every corner.

"Dude the girl from Florence totally cheated on me with a racist who wouldn't stop looking at himself in the mirror!"

by bystander from Florence,mt November 22, 2016

Florence

A lame town in South Carolina. There’s nothing to do here. Just about everyone is a pothead. This city is filled with decent females around the 6-7 range. There are rarely 9’s or 10’s here so don’t think you coming to find a baddie. All the dudes want to be thugs for some reason instead of being something in life. Even with all the negatives you can still visit the beautiful northern part of the town to find the great individuals that live there! There are plenty of husband material men from there that ladies can choose from.

“Hey Carly have you been to Florence?”
“That place sucks! I only go to north Florence to look for my future husband.”

by TheOneWhoWillSaveU July 22, 2019

Rodrigo Flores

He a thick stick that has a big stick

Rodrigo Flores has a big stick

by Iejjdjd October 1, 2018

The Monster of Florence

A serial killer in Italy who went around cutting girl's vaginas out. Usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having sex with their boyfriends. The killer was never caught, and still roams Italy to this day.

The author Douglas Preston wrote a book on the subject, entitled 'The Monster of Florence', which is being made in to a movie starring George Clooney

Holy fuck, I never want to run in to the Monster of Florence, he'd cut my vagina out!

by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

Fjoreta

a cool female that is sexy beyond all reason, but still nerdy in the class room.
Sometimes works too hard and is an amazing cook

Person 1- Did you see that girl?
Person 2- Yeah she was a real Fjoreta

by jamie390778 January 16, 2009