Flapping Elephant ear

When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear

Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear

by Shotgun Shawn October 20, 2018

flapping the flag

The act of masturbating

Sorry I missed our meeting, I was flapping the flag.

by JustYourAverageUrban January 15, 2019

Flapperdinkle

A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.

"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls Phat Tony
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.

by Phat_Tony1835 December 15, 2021

Canadian Flagpatch

An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.

This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.

U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.

U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.

U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?

by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009

Fruity Flapper

Someone who believes that certain random phrases are actually inappropriate jokes.

"Window Scraper? LAWL!"

"Arthur, you're such a fruity flapper."

by FRICKallgoodusernamesaretaken March 18, 2010

Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010

yapper flapper

Some one who talks too much and runs around looking busy with out actually accomplishing anything. Complains about how busy the work day is and how much there is to do..but seems to spend more time talking about how busy it is and looking busy by walking back and forth going nowhere than actually getting any work done. Usually the people stuck listening to the whining are the ones left to do all the work.

Geez she's such a yapper flapper!
I know..if she would just shut up and hook in and work, the job would be done.

by rigaflr November 27, 2011