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flake fool

You invited your bro out and he seems down to go however he low key passes because he's with a chick.
flake fool - "Hey I'll go let me see what's up with her first."
by anonymous April 14, 2021
mugGet the flake foolmug.

frieda flakes

Freida Flakes is whopper at sucking vapes.
Frieda Flakes takes Adabayo on dates.
by Meg-atron May 25, 2021
mugGet the frieda flakesmug.

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake
by Drdelta August 21, 2021
mugGet the Flakemug.

Flake

Someone that is constantly rescheduling or canceling plans.

Example; Kevin is always flaking on our appointment.
Kevin Johnson is a flake
by Yoyoyo45677 June 28, 2020
mugGet the Flakemug.

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding
Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
by Xerts March 14, 2022
mugGet the The birds and the corn flakemug.

Banana Flake

A banana flake is a pitiful person that swears incessantly.

Derivation: Banana flakes are used as a safe and cost-effective treatment for diarrhea in critically ill tube-fed patients. When someone swears incessantly, he or she is known as having diarrhea of the mouth.
That pathetic banana flake sits on her porch all day long yelling obscenities at the kids playing in the street.
by InalienableRights December 8, 2011
mugGet the Banana Flakemug.

flake plaque

The widespread tendency of people to cancel or not show up to dates, activities, or events with friends, colleagues, or romantic partners, despite having indicated that they would come.

Plaque reflects the idea that it spreads because flaking establishes the social norm that it is permissible to cancel last-minute.
Person A: Where are all your friends who wanted to come? Person B: You know it, flake plaque…
by snapebysnape March 7, 2025
mugGet the flake plaquemug.

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