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Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.
In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."
by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021
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Field Service Engineer

Basically a blue collar worker who makes white collar money, is smarter than 99% of people he works with, and they will openly admit this to him.
You basically have to be fucking exceptional in: electrical, mechanical, hydraulics, pneumatics, water systems/plumbing, PLC troubleshooting, and diplomacy.
Also, you get to sleep in nice hotels, drive brand new rental cars, and fly first class, all for completely free, and you are treated like a hero wherever you go, because you fix important shit. The ultimate bachelor life.
Operator says "Yo, the machine was fucked up for months, but we called the Field Service Engineer and he got it running like brand new in a day. Damn that was one smart mothafucka."

Manager says "I need to offer that guy a job, he can replace my whole maintenance department!"

Field Service Engineer says "Fuck that, I make too much money to give up nice hotels and fancy rental cars and first class air travel every couple of days. Let alone I can find a new tinder date every week!!!"
by Crazyjuggerman February 16, 2022
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Failed good intentions

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions
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filelist

Invite-only forum of romanian origin which contains torrents to practically anything. Ever wondered why kids beg for "filelist invite plszzz,,!"? Well this is the very short answer.
Gib me filelist invite plea-
SHUT THE F-
by frANK123mama December 23, 2022
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Tropicoco Field

Place of extreme enjoyment. Namely backyard baseball field in which two small mexicans were taught how to play baseball and many a home-run was hit, many-a temper was lost,and numerous good times were had.
1. I dreamt of Tropicoco Field
2. Look at how fast Jose can run.
3. Yep that one went over the snow fence.
4. "Damnit your out!," "what the hell kind of call was that!"
5. "Oh shit its gonna hit the car...RUN!"
by DrJ May 15, 2005
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glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.
by bingofettstl December 24, 2008
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gooterman file

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
by HAGN December 14, 2009
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