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The worst pet ever. They steal stuff and hide it. They chew the buttons off remote controls. They're impossible to litter train so they shit and piss wherever they want, including right in the middle of the floor for you to step in. If they're in their cage and want out they bite the bars and make tons of noise so you have to flick them in the head to make them shut the fuck up. Then they make this horrible squealing noise when you flick them. They're crepuscular, which means they wake up at 4 am and get into shit and make noise and wake me up. They smell like something thats been dead for two years unless you get them descented and then they smell like something thats been dead for two weeks. They take a shit every twenty minutes that smells disgusting. Dont buy a ferret whatever you do they suck major balls.
Guy who wants a ferret: I want to buy a ferret what do you think?
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine
Me: Goddamn dude I have two of them and I cant wait until they die. You can have mine
by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010
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Must be Italian, English, German, and South African decent to be considered a Ferrarimaste.
Must be Italian, English, German, and South African decent to be considered a Ferrarimaste.
Holy Shit, he is so fucking sweet, and he must be the Godfather! Ferrarimaste is so damn smart, too.
by J. Gwizzay July 5, 2006
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