fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.

by Juice June 8, 2011

Fuck 10

People who stabbed you from behind, fake friends, betrayed

Fuck 10 people

by M4wdy August 3, 2020

oh fuck no

an expression of utter disagreement or pissed off-itude

Creepy rectal enthusiast: greetings stranger, may i place my thumb in your butt?
You: oh fuck no!

by BrownCaptainPhillips March 18, 2016

shut fuck

when one is too lazy to simply type “shut the fuck up” or “stfu” they can resort to using this is their lazy ass can’t take the time to write
Used in the same way as stfu

you should shut fuck

by ReZyph December 8, 2018

Man fuck you, I see you at work

A usual response to the question "Wassup can a loc come up in your crib?"
Saying that you will see he who questions you at your place of work, on top of this we can imply that the two people conversing are from the same place of work

Lamar: "Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib"
Franklin: "Man fuck you, I see you at work"

by WyattB2005 January 14, 2021

flip fuck

To alternate having the active role when two gays are having anal sex.

Bob and Ted flip fucked all night long; every time one got close to cumming they changed positions and the other took his turn.

by dcnutzball December 19, 2005

fuck windows

This phrase is often expressed when a person tries to perform any task after booting up their Windows PC (if they even get that far) and their system crashes, which is a common problem with Microsoft systems.

FUCK WINDOWS! Bill... you are a cruel, cruel man. I gotta get a Mac!

by vanillavillain February 14, 2012