Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

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father-out-law

When unmarried, your significant other's father.

I'm going to get dinner with my father-out-law tonight.

by pyba May 4, 2016

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When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.

Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!

by lanehart August 17, 2016

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Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

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Fatherbone

DILF dick

Last night I fatherboned the shit outta her motherskin.

Yeah, I tossed that cougar I met on Tinder the fatherbone. She loved it.

Slut to her friends: My boyfriend's dad is really attractive, damn I wish I could suck that fatherbone.

by Fatherbone December 5, 2016

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