Falcon-crow

To Falcon-crow is a sexual maneuver, often used by couples who want to be sexually adventurous.

After Falcon-crowing, it is usual to tell your significant other that you love them. This attempts to remove the disgust and distress caused by falcon-crowing.

To perform the Falcon-crow, ensure that the lights are off and you are both consenting adults. If not, ensure both parties sign and legal weavers which imply consent. Both parties should drink plenty of water and not have a full stomach. Cramp can occur after more than 10 minutes.

Falcon-crowing usually results in both parties no longer wanting to engage in further sexual exploration as they are either too soar or the cost of plucked feathers was too costly.

Red: How can I satisfy my wife in bed? She wants to be interesting.
Blue: Just Falcon-crow a bit and tell her you love her.
Red: Ka-kaw, Ka-kaw.

by Imoutthere. April 7, 2014

Falco Flipping

Noun: the combination of Mushrooms, Ecstacy and the music 80s superstar Falco.

Yo bro, I was Falco flipping w/ur mom all nite long.

by jh_cbs October 30, 2014

FalconCast

FalconCast was a word invented by Caillou Pettis & Nicholas Favel. Caillou & Nick made "FalconCast" the name of their on-going YouTube show too.

I watched 5 episodes of FalconCast in a row last Saturday!

by XxTwistedFalconXx April 28, 2015

fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work

"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"

by hippyfeet October 9, 2016

fallobama

1. Fallon, NV + Alabama = Fallobama

2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.

3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.

4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.

1. Howdy, I live in Fallobama, yee-haw.

2. We invented the Fallabama waffle here

by Redneck from Sparks December 8, 2016

Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!

Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!

by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019

Falko

A person with a name that no one can pronounce the first time.

"What is your name?"
"What?"
"Oh, you are a real Falko"

by Sanlover February 22, 2019