Fanny jouster

Someone who used their rear end as a pincushion for dicks...or cocks. From "Fanny"=Ass, and jousting, a medieval sport using lances, which represent the male penis

You fanny jousters are as gay as man-on-man anal fisting

by Fuck1488 April 8, 2008

Fanny Music

When a Dj at a night club plays music that girls like to dance to on the dance floor.

Like Poka face by lady Ga ga.

Man, it was a total sausage fest on the dance floor until Bryce told the DJ to put some Fanny Music on. Then the ladies were all over it.

by El Dicko February 28, 2009

Fanny Raider

Fanny Raider:

A fanny raider is another term for a gay person.

Similar to Butt Pirates, fanny raiders are almost

the same, a Butt Pirate is slightly more aggressive.

Ryan Seacrest is a Fanny Raider due to his low

aggression.

Richard Simmons however is a Butt Pirate due

to his positive aggression.

by BCTIM November 12, 2009

fanny packtastic

Fanny packtastic is a mind orgasim at the thought of wearing a fanny pack or something of equal or greater excitment.

fanny pack pensi fanny packtastic

by Captain Hankey September 21, 2009

fannyfit

strop: an extremely hormonal, female-like tantrum - usually in response to some trivial bug-bear like; leaving the cap off the toothpaste or leaving the bath-towel on the floor etc

guy1: your wife sure didn't look happy this morning...?

guy2: no shit! i was supposed to call my mom-in-law yesterday and wish her happy birthday and my wife threw a total fannyfit when she found out that i forgot...

by sully7750 May 4, 2011

Fanny Dangler

The male version of a cock tease. A man who flirts and makes promises with a woman and then backs out at the last minute.

John said he was ready for phone sex then texted me at the last minute to say he was going out shopping instead. He’s a total fanny dangler.

by dingleberrysrus September 26, 2012

Fanny split

When a girl has her hair in a middle parting

Abby:Omg Sharon did you see Ella's hair today

Sharon:Ye lol fanny split

by Mirrormaddness May 15, 2015