A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
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A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.
Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
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Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Andy drank a shot of espresso and had the caffine twitches for an hour.
Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
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