by Geekgamer January 18, 2022

Smegga handsome, but also the biggest mamook on the cross country team. He enjoys fortnite, rocket league, beat saber, osu!
by anonymous November 13, 2021

The sweetest man you’ll ever meet makes you laugh has the best eyes in the world and he’s a big teddy bear. He can also have red flags like being disrespectful at times to others but never to the people who loves him the most.
by Laquanesha October 30, 2022

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong
by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022
