elephant seal

a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike

Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.

by nicnac215 December 24, 2006

pink elephant

something you make up when you are high. commonly seen while on halusinagins

i was so high i say a pink elephant

by a to the g March 24, 2007

Lunch with elephants

A meal shared by two grown men. Each covers their cock (trunk) with food while the other licks it off. Best with two different sticky foods licked off simultaneously. Dessert is guaranteed.

Mike: Hey, wanna have lunch with elephants today?

Ty: Sure, you bring the hummus and I'll bring the guacamole.

Mike: You're on!

by jerseyboy44 June 1, 2010

Elephant dickin

When someone won't leave you alone.

When someone isn't doing their job.

When someone is slow at something.

Percy won't stop elephant dickin.

by Grifgrif9262 March 14, 2021

elephants trunk

When you smack your spouse with your genitals multiple times in the face, while the other tries to grab your junk with their teeth.

Dude, you must try the, elephants trunk, tonight.

by the chuck norris effect October 13, 2014

ear elephant

a better way of calling someone irrelevant

similar to coffin skate and a soon

"bro you're so ear elephant, stfu already.."

by alwaysasooninshit August 9, 2018

Horton the Elephant

A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.

Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.

If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.

by Sir Supermegafoxyawesomehot June 4, 2012