Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

by stephmeyer July 30, 2011

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

Mark Edwards

Mark Edwards.

A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.

Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.

I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.

by Foxyfox316 October 10, 2018

Edward Faggothands

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

by Jameathon October 4, 2012

Edward Carbajal

A mexican kid with soccer cut who jacks off to anime pron.

Our class has an Edward Carbajal.

by bigdickmaster2 November 16, 2020

Edward Moylan

Spoofer

That lad thinks he knows a lot about horse-racing! Yeah he's some Edward Moylan.

by General Krantz March 5, 2019

Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018