Legal Eagle

Somebody who makes 100% sure that the person they are attracted to is over the age 18 before progressing further.

'Kevin's being a real Legal Eagle tonight'

by KaiserCrack September 6, 2013

eclectic

Adjective used by artsy, liberal journalist types to describe just about any album ever produced. A record is particularly "electic" if its tracks vary between criticizing the world's power structures, commiserating about yucky, yucky girls, or talking about all the randomness that makes live "ever so worth living." In other words, it's about giving credence to incoherence.

Artsty journalist: This new album is so eclectic.
Reader: You always say that.

by AdamX10 October 23, 2007

Bald Eagle

Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL

by Blow Holes January 13, 2009

American Eagle

American Eagle is a service of American Airlines usually consisting of a small (sometimes prop, but also sometimes jet) plane. It's usually used to go to more obscure/smaller airports.

When we got to Miami, we had to take American Eagle to get to Nassau.

by Orochinagi July 18, 2005

eclectic

Liking more than one type of music

"I like everything from Hilary Duff to Led Zepplin to Garth Brookes to Tupac"

by Heather January 27, 2005

Eagle Point

A nice little town in Oregon

"I want to live in Eagle Point when i grow up(retire)"

by pipsweet October 29, 2006

Eagle Punch

Please refer to the definition of the Falcon Punch - this is the same thing except worse. The Eagle Punch is when somebody punches you in the ass or in the vagina so hard it sends you soaring above the clouds. It gives you such tremendous pain that you can't even enjoy the eagle eye's view of the land as you fall to the Earth's surface.

Al may have falcon punched me, but I eagle punched him back and he has not recovered since. I hope he will be able to walk again soon!

by :-D January 3, 2009