drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Drunkess

A posh female drunk

The professor's wife has become a real drunkess.

by Jack the vance July 31, 2018

drunkencocoa

DrunkenCocoa (pronounced ‘retard’) is an edgy furry artist on the dying site known as google+. Things she has done include emotional abuse, manipulating someone into cutting themselves (believing that this will appease the demons) and sacrificing cats to our satanic overlords.

Hudson: did you see what DrunkenCocoa did today?
Rae: lol yeah I can’t wait until this god forsaken site is shut down for good so we don’t have to deal with her bullshit

by Definitely not Jackie October 18, 2018

Drunkerone

The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.

We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.

by bigspence October 30, 2018

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

drankles

the storage of drugs on ones' ankles in their socks.

Hey Clarke, you got your drankles on?

by ColonelMuztard January 23, 2019