You buy a new bag of doritos and open it, Then put shit on your finger and smear it on one side of the dorito then put it back in the bag.
"Yo bro nigga last night i gave dat nigga an urban dorito, after dat zach Taylor and fulton gang banged him"
by Taylor Johnstone December 26, 2007
Get the urban dorito mug.1. Also known in the "House, M.D." fandom as "Saint Doris".
2. She wrote 37 episodes of the show, and gave House/Wilson shippers something to blush about.
3. A writer with a keen eye for subtext (and apparently, a brain full of it).
2. She wrote 37 episodes of the show, and gave House/Wilson shippers something to blush about.
3. A writer with a keen eye for subtext (and apparently, a brain full of it).
by soundandfury January 16, 2008
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Get the Dirty Dorian mug.A rotary engine, so named because the rotors are triangular, which is the same shape as the Dorito chips.
"That dorito makes 700 horsepower."
by Zen Master Vex November 25, 2002
Get the dorito mug.An older well-off woman who thinks the rules should apply to others but not to her. A Doris criticizes anything and everything on Facebook but her specialty is picking on kind-hearted people trying to improve the world . Doris is not afraid to post nonsensical political memes with no factual basis.
Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.
In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.
Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.
In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.
An older woman was criticizing me at the store the other day for slowing down the bagging process because I brought my own grocery bags. Then this ignorant hypocritical Doris had the gall to pay with a check!
by Counciltuckian April 23, 2020
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