Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

Minnesotan Donkey

When the girl says "ya..ya..ya" while taking it in the ass.

My girl and I did the Minnesotan donkey.

by Number1podFanGirl August 22, 2014

Creek Donkey

A person, usually a female, who is addicted to drugs and uses sex to get drugs

Michelle gave Tyler a blow job for a bag of ice last weekend. She’s such a creek donkey

by thickler November 14, 2020

Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

cock master donkey fucker

You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys

You are a cock master donkey fucker

by Levi holcomb December 10, 2013

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

donkey slayer

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.

Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003