Dinkerplopper

A turd that comes out just right, doesn't leave much residue, and doesn't leave much of a stench. It an also cause water to plop onto yer butt in some cases.
p.s. if you experience a dinkerplopper that is blue colored, get to the hospital immediately. These cases could be fatal.

1) I have to go popp, and i'm in such a hurry. i sure hope its a dinkerplopper.

2) Dude, come look at this dinkerplopper. it came out as smooth as a wet noodle mixed with cherries.

3) hey Gertrude, can i try some of that delicious dinkerplopper.

4) Wilemina just told me that the fair is having deep fried dinkerploppers. SCORE!

5) damn, i'm out of paper. at least it was a dinkerplopper.

by B-tit September 21, 2007

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003

fair dinkim

To be good and true, and true-blue. Australian in origin.

Oi, thats fair dinkim, mate

by I AM D August 3, 2007

Dinkey

A rather odd looking 'nubbin' usually on the facial area, e.g. on the side of someones nose. It has brown and black pigmentation.

Yeah he was hot but when i saw him close up i realised he had a dinkey and i couldn't stop staring at it!

by friendlyjoe March 4, 2011

DINK

verb

1. meaning to putz around 2. to tinker with, fiddle with

1. Since it was her day off, she decided to dink around the house.

2. Dink around with that machine and see if you can get it to work.

by Sister Frog May 15, 2005

shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Doinky Boinkies

A set of tiddies

My hunger bunger doinky boinkies

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022