dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

dicking by piddla May 15, 2017

shit-dicking 

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

shit-dicking by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

doking 

Putting a cigarette in your mouth and never lighting it. Looks really stupid.

Bob, I caught our son doking with his friends, oh, not our son!

doking by PBauer July 18, 2006

decking palin 

this is where you deck someone who is really easy to deck, for example harriet palin, hence the name decking palin.

im just gonna go decking palin

decking palin by nowenm8t May 26, 2011

Dicking the Cheetah 

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

Dicking the Cheetah by panchocachondo April 17, 2012

dicking a dick-sandwich 

The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."

M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"

dicking a dick-sandwich by Endrain April 26, 2016

Doking eggs 

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

Doking eggs by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017