Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010

electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to.

I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.

by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011

vaginal discharge

(n.) a discharge of vaginal spices from the females private orphasis in a time of climax.
(v.) someone who is being a real douche. or someone who is overly homosexual.

(n.)dude last night valerie let out the biggest vaginal discharge while we were intercourse.
(v.)Briton was such a vaginal discharge today when he dressed up like a fucking chick.

by Gibby Beanland December 18, 2005

She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

by Hoosfoos July 28, 2011

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010

cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!

me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??


me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!

by donny22 January 21, 2009

ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005