Dink

(n.) another term used for a flaming homosexual midget.

Brady: What is that thing?
Austin: That's a dink and his smelly Italian lover.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs

We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.

by B0NK3R5 January 08, 2024

dink

someone that smells but worse then smells...

megan, kayla, liv, kira and maeve all dink so bad so stay away from megan, kayla, liv, kira and maeve.

by kaylaandmeganlol September 19, 2020

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025

Dink

A small fish and or small game animal.

Went fishing a few days ago, didnt catch anything but a few trash fish and a s
Dink snapper.

by Davebillybob November 25, 2017

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 02, 2024

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018