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Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one
by Rhyeit July 28, 2016
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022
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Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.
If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass
by Captain clap August 31, 2018
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snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.
Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy
by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016
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Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
by You got Lumbago April 4, 2019
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Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.
Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.
by Skeletonbones July 25, 2021
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Roger dildo

Your fly is undone

Ah roger dildo
by Duke_silver September 29, 2021
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