Diddler

When you take an exercise ball,insert it into your asshole and then inflate it until orgasm

Me:Hey zach,are you ready for...THE DIDDLER!
Zach:Oh hell yea dude

by InvertedThroatFuck February 22, 2019

Diddly Drunk

A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.

"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

Puff Diddly

The act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your asshole by violently finger-banging you. Due to the amount of anal swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff.

Similar to the Whistling Kanye or the Breezy Yeezy.

My Puff Diddly looked like Yellowstone erupting.

by Scott-ish October 5, 2016

Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 20, 2018

diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

Diddler

Jack Lemon is "The Diddler"

Jack Lemon just diddled that pig fetus.

by Bean Bag April 15, 2005

diddler

A moderator of an online forum that doesn't really moderate, but just "diddles" with the decor/controls.

thecaboose.net (or in larger scale, ezboard.com) - "diddlers" don't really have much control, only the ezops have any real say in banning, etc. But they do like to change up the colors, links, images, etc, to spark imagination and conversation.

by SecretAgentWoman September 14, 2005