daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.

Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.

by DynaHoe January 6, 2023

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Daft Punk Whopper

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day.

--Daft Punk Whopper Song

by dog lover god April 11, 2023

dayta

Facts 'n' figures on events and conditions dat occur while da sun is up.

Convenience stores collect "dayta" on which "sundries" people typically purchase during da period from dawn to dusk, but I dunno if they monitor "nighta" --- i.e., info about da "moondries" dat people most-frequently shell out for during da wee hours. :P

by QuacksO June 1, 2023

Daythan

We daythan's are sexy asf, When there's something on are mind we don't ever give it up. We follow are own path with peak performance Nothing well ever bring us down. Were always nice to people unless you say something rude and we retaliate were very smart in are own way also, once you find a Daythan he's a keeper.

Daythan’s are usually down to do anything.

by Mike mysteriously June 26, 2023

daystar

a sexy and handsome individual typically married to a sexy asian female

A daystar - i love you so much didi

diana - i love youuuu

by daystarsigma August 5, 2023

Dayton

Dayton is a very sexy individual. He is very attractive and nobody can resist his charming aroma. Dayton is a very arrogant specimen. Unlike others, Dayton’s arrogance is justified, as he’s naturally spectacular in all areas of life.

Dayton is a very competitive person. From his point of view, winning is all that matters, and fun without winning doesn’t exist. Losing is something Dayton isn’t familiar with. Working alone is always the preferred option for Dayton.

When it comes to Females, Dayton gets them all. No Women has ever thought of Dayton as anything less than a 10.1/10. Dayton could settle down whenever, with any women he wants, but he prefers to master many crafts before selecting a spouse.

Anyone who knows Dayton is greatly privileged, even if they don’t realize it. Anyone who meets Dayton for the first time has a life changing experience. There’s truly no human greater than Dayton.

“Wow Dayton is so good at that, is there anything he’s bad at?”

by Toby Gethuzby August 20, 2023