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The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.
Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*
by PinklyWrenis August 7, 2012
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dirty dave

Double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer... The cheaper the better.
After that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut.
by Cuddles025 August 17, 2008
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Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
by Dbusterplus August 2, 2009
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super dave

Wild cat known for his tricks and outfit. can be someone who stunts or just fails.
"Smoke blunts, but leave them stunts up to Super Dave"

"We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave"

"We flippin' on niggas like we Super Dave"

"You bitch made like Super Dave and I’m the real deal like Evel Knievel"

"It's okay. It's okay, folks. It's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you. Danger is my middle name. Don't try this at home, folks. I'm a trained professional. There's me, and there's Super Dave"
by eskwire February 26, 2010
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Doing A dave

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life
"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner
by *emma* November 5, 2006
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Dave Grenade

A grenade thrown towards an opening to kill the target(s) inside the room, which misses the window and hits the surrounding wall, rebounds and lands next to the thrower.
Player1:Grenade Out!
(Grenade misses opening and bounces off towards player)
Player2:Lol, that noob threw a Dave Grenade!
Player3:Totally!
by Oliver "Spud" February 23, 2008
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You got daved

To get back handed by a chick in public!
You got daved! I Will Dave all you mofos! Oh shit, you just got daved!
by Jimbone1122 July 24, 2011
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