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Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.
I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.
by Collin Jones October 7, 2006
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bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.
He's so emo he bartends in the dark.
by Kat_H November 20, 2007
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Dark Void

Using the toilet with the lights off. Shitting or pissing.
Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.

Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.
by dark voider August 25, 2011
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Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph June 18, 2005
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Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.
Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!
by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022
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Dark Ages

The socialist, economy killings years when Barrack Hussein Obama was (is) President of The United States of America.
Tom "Do you remember the Dark Ages?"

Bill "Yes. Obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work."
by Stoolsample November 7, 2013
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dark mode

When you don't answer your calls, text messages, voice mail, emails when your friends are trying to contact you to go out or do something.
I tried calling that vag Rob again after I texted him twice. We were supposed to go to that bitch Sherry's party tonight but it looks like he's in dark mode again.
by Susan G$ Garlington January 22, 2008
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